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Once upon a time, in land far, far away, there was a man named Ted. Teddy Francis Dufrane. Ted was facing a life decision. He was considering becoming a high school biology teacher, but he also had a PhD in mind-reading. He had just been offered an amazing job as Norway's official royal mind-reader, which included amazing health benefits, a complimentary beach home in Bali, yacht, and lifetime supply of Haribo gummy bears. This was going to be a tough decision...

Does Ted:

Take the job, of course! Are you kidding me!?!?!

Enroll at St. Mary's University in Minnesota to earn his M.A. in Instruction