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So you end up making it to the new Target Field. You are blowing a 4.0 and everyone in the stadium can see that. You try to order a few beers, but are denied everytime. On your 5th try in the 1st inning you start to get upset with a vendor. The situation, not from MTV, gets out of hand. You end up stealing a beer, a cotton candy, a pork chop on a stick, and an old lady's lark. You attempt to escape on the lark, but the batteries were not charged up enough. Your get-a-way is foiled by security and then they end up tazing you. Upon being tazed you promptly wet your pants and are taken to the slammer, where you spend the night with Butch.