lie+to+cop

As soon as you start telling the cop your sob story you remember what a horrible liar you are. Then you become nervous and anxious. Your grade school stutter comes back, your face turns red and you start sweating. The cop becomes suspicious and wonders if you have something to hide. She calls for a k-9 unit (specifically drug dogs) but no one is available. Seeing no other options, she handcuffs you and takes you down to the station.

As you are being handcuffed, your boss parks and sees you. Her mouth drops open. After she regains her composure she mouths "you're fired!" and hurries into the office.

You sigh as you get into the back of the cop car.

What a horrible day.